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Sermon yaMufundisi Shumba yakanetsa mune imwe chechi. Vamwe vakati Elder ava vadzingwe asi vamwe havana kuwirirana nazvo.
His sermon was as follows:
"Dear Brothers and Sisters! Today I want to talk about a PIECE OF MEAT. That PIECE OF MEAT ...... Amen, children of God!"
"Hallelujah!"
"That PIECE OF MEAT that separates brothers and sisters! That PIECE OF MEAT that causes Husbands and Wives to divorce! That PIECE OF MEAT that causes hatred between brothers and sisters! That PIECE OF MEAT that causes women to fight with women, and brothers to fight with brothers! Amen, Saints of Heaven!"
"Hallelujah!"
"It is that PIECE OF MEAT that is more outside than inside, and sometimes more inside than outside. Beloved brothers and sisters, It is that PIECE OF MEAT that can give so much pain to individuals and the world, but it also brings a lot of PLEASURE and PEACE to all of us! Hallelujah!"
"Amen!"
"Ko, nhai Mai Mufundisi Mupunga, imi munofunga kuti chii?"
(Mai Mufundisi Mupunga vakabva vatora handbag ravo ndokudhodza murume wavo Mufundisi Mupunga ndokutungamidzana vachibuda muchechi).
"Ko, nhai Elder Manomano, imi munofunga kanyamai aka?"
(Elder Manomano havana kupedza nguva, vakatora mudzimai wavo vakaisa muromo mumhuno, ndokutungamidzana vachibudawo muchechi. Vamwe vatendi nokutyawo kubvunzwa vakatangawo kufamba vachibuda muchechi. Makasara vabereki vashoma asi mayouth ese havana kubuda. Vave panze vainzikwa vamwe vachipopota vachiti, "Dirty Mind! Dirty Mind!")
Elder Shumba havana kuita hanya nevaibuda kana kuita zhowe zhowe panze, asi kuti vakatokwidza inzwi ravo, iro dikita richibuda.
"Beloved Brothers and Sisters, the PIECE OF MEAT I want to talk to you about is; THE TONGUE! DEAR BROTHERS AND SISTERS ..... Rurimi Vatendi! Rurimi urwu runounza rudo, godo, rufu, kuvengana, kusanzisisana, hondo mufamily, between brothers, between sisters, in the community, it divides people everywhere, in churches, in political parties, in governments, it ignites wars in the world. This PIECE OF MEAT if not controlled, can destroy the world! This PIECE OF MEAT is deadlier than all the nuclear bombs in the world. Hallelujah!"
"Amen!"
"It is this PIECE OF MEAT that creates love, it creates marriage, it lubricates love and marriages with kisses. But it is the same PIECE OF MEAT that creates divorces, it dissolves marriages it had created. It burns the love it used to grease with kisses! Hallelujah!"
"Amen!"
"This PIECE OF MEAT if used properly, can create love between man and woman. It creates understanding between brothers, between sisters, between nations! It builds communities. It builds churches, political organizations. It creates PEACE where there is WAR! It is this PIECE OF MEAT that negotiate peace. Children of God, this PIECE OF MEAT must be controlled to avoid all evil. If you fail to control your PIECE OF MEAT then know you can ignite fire that may burn you in the end. May the Lord bless your PIECE OF MEAT today, Hallelujah!"
Elder Shumba vakabva vagara zvavo pasi, uku vakomana nevasikana nevabereki vashoma vainge vasara muchechi vachiuchira vamwe vachipukuta misodzi nekunakirwa neshoko.
His sermon was as follows:
"Dear Brothers and Sisters! Today I want to talk about a PIECE OF MEAT. That PIECE OF MEAT ...... Amen, children of God!"
"Hallelujah!"
"That PIECE OF MEAT that separates brothers and sisters! That PIECE OF MEAT that causes Husbands and Wives to divorce! That PIECE OF MEAT that causes hatred between brothers and sisters! That PIECE OF MEAT that causes women to fight with women, and brothers to fight with brothers! Amen, Saints of Heaven!"
"Hallelujah!"
"It is that PIECE OF MEAT that is more outside than inside, and sometimes more inside than outside. Beloved brothers and sisters, It is that PIECE OF MEAT that can give so much pain to individuals and the world, but it also brings a lot of PLEASURE and PEACE to all of us! Hallelujah!"
"Amen!"
"Ko, nhai Mai Mufundisi Mupunga, imi munofunga kuti chii?"
(Mai Mufundisi Mupunga vakabva vatora handbag ravo ndokudhodza murume wavo Mufundisi Mupunga ndokutungamidzana vachibuda muchechi).
"Ko, nhai Elder Manomano, imi munofunga kanyamai aka?"
(Elder Manomano havana kupedza nguva, vakatora mudzimai wavo vakaisa muromo mumhuno, ndokutungamidzana vachibudawo muchechi. Vamwe vatendi nokutyawo kubvunzwa vakatangawo kufamba vachibuda muchechi. Makasara vabereki vashoma asi mayouth ese havana kubuda. Vave panze vainzikwa vamwe vachipopota vachiti, "Dirty Mind! Dirty Mind!")
Elder Shumba havana kuita hanya nevaibuda kana kuita zhowe zhowe panze, asi kuti vakatokwidza inzwi ravo, iro dikita richibuda.
"Beloved Brothers and Sisters, the PIECE OF MEAT I want to talk to you about is; THE TONGUE! DEAR BROTHERS AND SISTERS ..... Rurimi Vatendi! Rurimi urwu runounza rudo, godo, rufu, kuvengana, kusanzisisana, hondo mufamily, between brothers, between sisters, in the community, it divides people everywhere, in churches, in political parties, in governments, it ignites wars in the world. This PIECE OF MEAT if not controlled, can destroy the world! This PIECE OF MEAT is deadlier than all the nuclear bombs in the world. Hallelujah!"
"Amen!"
"It is this PIECE OF MEAT that creates love, it creates marriage, it lubricates love and marriages with kisses. But it is the same PIECE OF MEAT that creates divorces, it dissolves marriages it had created. It burns the love it used to grease with kisses! Hallelujah!"
"Amen!"
"This PIECE OF MEAT if used properly, can create love between man and woman. It creates understanding between brothers, between sisters, between nations! It builds communities. It builds churches, political organizations. It creates PEACE where there is WAR! It is this PIECE OF MEAT that negotiate peace. Children of God, this PIECE OF MEAT must be controlled to avoid all evil. If you fail to control your PIECE OF MEAT then know you can ignite fire that may burn you in the end. May the Lord bless your PIECE OF MEAT today, Hallelujah!"
Elder Shumba vakabva vagara zvavo pasi, uku vakomana nevasikana nevabereki vashoma vainge vasara muchechi vachiuchira vamwe vachipukuta misodzi nekunakirwa neshoko.
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